Mama Weer All Crazee Now

Whadda ya want? Check out my tumblr that I never use but decorated with crap art

Decrees if I were Benign Dictator of Earth

All shalt pick up rubbish even if it isn't yours
Every street shalt have one street party a month
Every town shalt have one canine and one feline advisor to the mayor to ensure proper dedication to the people
Access to a bathroom is a goddamn human right and I will NOT have old folks homes charging people PER DAY for the privilege of a private bathroom WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
Actually a whole rework of elder care from an industry to a service as it should be. Hate this so bad.
People on keto can do as they will but must not be pushy about other people trying the diet if they don't want to.
All must look upon Gumbus and weep for she is perfection

Yes I am a total noob who has just followed the tutorial, I'm working on it I promise

Is anything I'm doing actually going through?

Row 1, cell 1	Row 1, cell 2	Row 1, cell 3
Row 2, cell 1	Row 2, cell 2	Row 2, cell 3
Row 3, cell 1	Row 3, cell 2	Row 3, cell 3
Row 4, cell 1	Row 4, cell 2	Row 4, cell 3

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